parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
The Winchesters Everyone
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did
By Dan Newcomb
Like my rack? ;b
And that would be my macabre quota for the week lol.
Can’t carry fools. *sigh*
Get On Up – The James Brown Story. In Theaters Friday! Get Tickets
Kind of excited for this?
make today good